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"If a person can't sit down to a nice big plate of crispy chicken fried bacon, what is this world coming to?"

I can't say I disagree.

Memo to self: road trip!

Miss USA... blah-blah-blah... inappropriate behavior... blah-blah-blah... stripped of title.

Whatever, but this thread on the topic is awesome (with photo goodness):

The Miss USA pageant has announced that they will make a "major announcement" today and sources say it will strip reigning Miss USA Tara Conner of her title for inappropriate behavior. Connor - who is twenty years old - is from Russell Springs, Kentucky, and has been Miss USA since April of 2006. TMZ says:

… executives from the Miss USA organization and NBC (which broadcasts the pageant) met Tuesday to discuss Conner and alleged incidents of her inappropriate behavior, including her conduct at New York City bars. While no one from the pageant would comment on the rumored troubles, several sources tell TMZ that a big announcement is expected some time Thursday. According to these sources, officials are extremely unhappy with the current Miss USA's conduct in public.

I'm literally gonna start humping my monitor if this story gets any hotter. It's so hot when chicks that look like this are out of control and they simply don't care. I could masturbate during a plane crash just by thinking about this chick doing whatever it was she had to do to get stripped of her title. And she looks like she'd be angry in bed. Like she'd spit on a guys dork and give him the angry game face during oral like she's gonna break it off and then go fuck her girlfriend with it.

Umm, did I mention, THAT IS AWESOME!!

Best comment I've seen in a while -- and obvious Fark reference near the bottom:

"I would hit it so hard, one of us would not come back alive."

I just can't stop laughing.

Giant robots, my people. Giant robots fighting with other giant robots. You would be hard pressed to ask for anything more.

With that in mind, a little a head of the actual release in US theaters is the new movie trailer for the Transformers movie. It contains a unusually high level of "does not suck". You can view it on UK servers until it hits Yahoo!

I'll admit it, I had my doubts.
They have been dispelled.

Memo to self: I thought Spielberg was joking when he said it would rock. This is the guy that killed the end of Artificial Intelligence. Hopefully this will be his Star Trek VI: the Apology movie.