This post can be summed up this way: Old and busted: new hotness. New hotness: red and white frame.
Can you dig it?
Well, okay, I can clarify. Two weeks ago my friend Karen went down to Elite to get a fitting for her road bike and to be talked into buying a tri-specific bike. When she got back with the fitted (loaner) frame, she wanted to take it for a spin in the unseasonably warm weather. So, I went down into the basement to grab the Orange Hotness from where she was placed after Florida and pulled her upstairs for a light dusting and some oil/lube. While wiping her down I noticed a small — about 1/4 of an inch — crack in the seat post. Needless to say, I had a slight seizure.
Dents, scrapes, scratches, Gatorade stains that you think wouldn't stain but do, and 1% of that sticky from race numbers that collects grime until the end of time... you can live with all of that stuff. A crack, however, is fatal. When I saw the crack in my orange beauty I was pretty upset.
I called the guys at Elite and was all like, "yo, crack in the frame near the top of the seat-post." The told me the bolt holding the seat was proably overtighened. Since I'm pretty much useless when it comes to bike repair I knew that wasn't me and they are the only guys who have ever worked on the bike. Wiping it down after riding is about the extent of my skillset with bikes. They said I'd probably live though a short ride but I should bring it in for them to look at.
Had I realized it would be my last ride on the Orange Hotness, I would stretched it out.
So, the next day I drive down to Philly and get the news. They'll try to fix it, but it would probably be easier/faster to just give me a new frame. The new frame wouldn't be orange. Now, I was really torn. While I was very psyched to be getting über customer service I was bummed I would be losing the orange hotness.
I have problems with colors. Reds and greens tend to fade out of sight and everyone has a black bike (damn carbon frames). Not too many orange frames out there. In the transition area, she really stuck out. Just run to around where I left her and look for the orange. That frame got me through Ironman. I didn't want to give it up! Dave said they'd give repair a shot, but don't hold my breath.
A few days later I got the email. Repair possible, 10 weeks for repair and repaint. 10 weeks! Too long. He did have this Pearl White with red decals he could give me instead.
White... not orange. White!
So, today I'm heading down to Elite to have the white frame fitted. I'm not sure how much I'll be digging it. I'm sure it will be okay, but even though it will still be a Magnus frame, it won't be the same. It is, infact, bringing me down.
If I can get a good picture of the White Hotness on my camera phone, I'll post it. Until then, in lieu of flowers, please send Gu or CO2 cartridges.